Ooooh crikey, where to start? I work in a field. Well, a building, which is located in a field. And said building is next to some more fields, and a big mansion which is owned by the world's most boring religous cult, which I am not a part of. I am a musician, a writer, I talk a lot (seriously...a LOT). I am just about to move into a rather fantastic little flat with two, count 'em, two fireplaces, and I am usually found hanging around with librarians, since I used to be one and they generally are the only social demographic weird enough to tolerate me. Oh, and just a list of random facts should you wish to come talk to me; they can make good conversation starters:

- I once spent an entire bus journey talking to Norway's answer to Tony Robinson.
- I have been held at gunpoint.
- I once played at a gig which culminated in two Rastafarians fighting 4 old men while a transsexual magician pulled razorblades from her mouth on stage.
- I have been indecently assaulted by a dog belonging to the world's only suspension opera singer. The dog's name was Zeus.
- I once got an email from Lily Allen, since my mum's friend knows her.
- My mum knows how to drive a fishing boat.
- I can play 14 different instruments, though not all at once.
- I had my own religious cult which lasted 3 days and had over 100 members.
- I have taught a creative writing class and got one woman into the London Poetry Society.
- Lots of things about me start with the letter A. However, I am not Algerian, Anaemic, Albino or Absolutely gorgeous. Not that there's anything wrong with those traits.

So what am I looking for? Well, after several years of having no self confidence whatsoever, I think it's time I started having *some* standards, so I guess this is what I like in a person (and please note, I couldn't care less about asthetics, despite mentioning a few asthetic features in the proceeding list. They're just bonuses):

- They are funny
- They don't take themselves seriously
- They aren't always "on" (by which I mean they can just relax and be themselves. I didn't mean they had to constantly menstruating).
- They have big hair. Huge hair.
- They have a propensity to actually stick at something and not just run at the first sign of problems.
- They don't mind teaching me how to bake muffins, since I can't bake to save my life.
- DeY dOn'T tAlK lYke dIs.
- Brown eyes
- Can put up with a man who seems to have a thing about bullet points.

I'm not bothered about age, though 18 - 35 is generally the age range I get on best with. Soo...erm, yeah, that's it. I look forward to the electronic deluge of emails about to crash on the shores of my inbox. *Cough*

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