White BBW (still a size 20/22) but lost loads of weight recently looking for slim/toned, preferably black male with dreadlocks or bald. Someone funky with a terrific sense of humour who loves animals and bigger women. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR SEX right away, I want someone to get to know first so all you sexual terrorists (u know who u are) can just calm yourselves and move on ........I'm a triffic cook, gardener, host and my life is bizzy but it would be nice to have someone to do things with, go on holiday with, weekends away (love caravans in summer and hotels in winter), days out, nites in, movies, - yadayada....
Prefer someone who can drive and, if not, someone who can AT LEAST afford the train fare and dinner. Anything else u want to know u will hafta ask
oh, no Trekkies, no one sporting a hoody, trousers that are going to fall off any second, anorak or duffle coat wearers and if you carry a clipboard or collect things, save yourself now, I will probably make you cry.......
Be sure to speak ENGLISH properly, have a good stab at spelling things correctly and DONT send me a picture of your willy to introduce yourself.....Do send a nice full length picture showing your face clearly not something taken with a throw away camera from 600 yards away, or one of you at 7 on Blackpool beach, or one of you in a crowd so I have to guess which one is you.....I'm not looking for e mail ping pong - just someone kind, responsive, sensitive, emotionally mature who doesn't think its his job to be the "boss" - I am totally unemployable.

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